13 April 2010

Song lyrics I've considered tattooing


"I don't care if forever never comes / 'cause I'm holding out for that teenage feeling."

"I ain't born typical."

"Words are blunt instruments / Words are sawed-off shotguns."

EDIT: "Everything dies baby that's a fact / but maybe everything that dies someday comes back."

12 April 2010

Questions for mixed emotions

Over the past few days, I've seen a couple of concerts by two bands I both admire and adore. Both had their moments of transcendence that everyone looks for in a live show. And yet, both had some significant flaws, ranging from technical problems with sound to the ticket price. But nonetheless, I won't say they were bad shows. Part of this of course has to do with the fact that I screamed my head off in joy a number of times at both events, and that was in response to the performances. But I also think part of this has to do with what is expected from concert goers in this day and age.

Whenever anyone goes to see a band play live -- a specific band, not just a random night of let's-see-who's-playing-tonight -- there is an investment made in time and money. The last thing anyone wants to say about their investment is that it was worthless. If the band you love is having crippling technical troubles in the middle of a song, you want to see them fix it fast and regain momentum. You want to see them power through the technical problems of their equipment and rock without abandon. Or, if two tickets for one night of two bands costs more than a three-day pass at a outdoor summer festival thanks to all the lovely hidden fees Ticketmaster/Livenation gets away with, you want that band to be phenomenal and mind-blowing, the best concert money can buy.

But does this genuine desire cloud the mind from seeing things as they truly are?

At what point after so many experiences does someone learn what separates the truly magical from the mundane?

When I say something is amazing, do I mean it or am I just going though the motions of what I'm expected to say?

Should I just except the good and the bad as unique ingredients of an experience that will never happen again, and just enjoy it on those grounds alone... even if they did cost hundreds of dollars?

02 April 2010

Shouldn't Be Ashamed: "Rude Boy" by Rihanna


Oh yeah, I'm blogging again. And this isn't a day-late April Fool's joke.

On the occasion of its third week atop the Billboard Hot 100, I wanted to return to the blogosphere and comment on yet another Rihanna number one hit. And the nature of my comments might surprise the people who know my long-standing position on the pop-tart.

I actually kind of dig it. Like, really kind of dig it.

See, when Rihanna first hit the scene with "Pon de Replay," she was an impossibly pretty looking kid with an ear toward the dancehall trend occupying pop radio. Her single was catchy and infectious enough, even if it was yet another song addressed to a, "Mr. DJ." I can't explain how much I don't like those words. Perhaps any readers who actually go to dance clubs on a regular basis can correct me on this, but many DJs want to be referred by "Mr..." their job. I can't imagine it would work in any other profession either. (Mr. Accountant? Miss Reporter? Dr. ... uh... Dermatologist?)

After that smash first single, Rihanna came back with "SOS," which committed two large fouls in my mind. First: it was NOT an ABBA cover. Second: it appropriated the immortal synth-pop classic, "Tainted Love," without adding anything new to the mix. I probably shouldn't expect much from pop singles, but it just irked me to know that an easily impressionable youngster was going to hear Soft Cell and think, "Wow, they're just ripping off Rihanna, right down to the, 'I toss and turn / I can't sleep at night' part." It felt like whoever was in charge of her music was deliberately stealing the past in lieu of finding a new sound for Rihanna to look impossibly pretty to... and doll out come-ons like, "Hold me close / cause I'm your tiny dancer." (?)

After that, the illogically terrible ballad "Unfaithful," set me off of Rihanna for years. She was just another puppet of pop without a single ounce of soul in her auto-tuned voice. Even her biggest hit, "Umbrella," could only rank as high as "not-bad," in my mind. At least the gimmick in that song was a vocal tic, rather than an obviously appropriated sample.

Then came the big sympathy moment, when Chris Brown did a supremely awful thing to his then-girlfriend. Because of this, Rihanna changed her image from the candy-coated exotic sex-pot, to this strange dominatrix-punk-sex-pot. She started pushing her songs to edgier places too. (Relatively speaking of course. She probably wouldn't cover a Suicide song in her lifetime.) And most critics went right along with it, praising her for seemingly taking her traumatic experience and channeling it into interesting pop. I wasn't exactly with them for the ride. "Russian Roulette," was again, simply "not bad," and not particularly memorable to me. "Stupid in Love," just drove the acknowledge-Chris-Brown point critics were searching for home too much.

But then there's "Rude Boy," a single which I will defend as Rihanna's best. Instead of an easily recognizable sample, Rihanna sings over an evocative synth line that could've been easily found on 808's and Heartbreaks. But moreover, what I love most about the song is her vocal performance. She finally got it exactly right. That voice I once called soulless had turned itself into a cool, detached, slightly damaged instrument. It makes the general, "fuck me, I dare you," lyrics sound all the more compelling. When the chorus comes, and Rihanna chants, "yeah," underneath a crescendo of "Take it, take it, love me, love me," she sounds completely in control in the coolest way.

Even better is the fact that she just lets the song do the talking. Give this song to any other pop star, including a younger Rihanna, and you'd get at least a few bars of American Idol/Mariah Carey-esque trilling and vocal acrobatics. There's none of that on this single, surprisingly, and it saddens me to think that no one at a major label will notice this. Rihanna gives the melodies exactly what they need and nothing more.

Sure, Rihanna can't entirely get away from easy appropriation. The video to her song is a blatant rip-off of "Boyz," by M.I.A. But I'd like to apply the same amount of spin to this as I do to Coldplay's blatant appropriation of Kraftwerk and Brian Eno; maybe, just maybe, there's a young music fan who will use this medium as jumping off point toward the more obscure musicians. Maybe Rihanna and M.I.A. could work off each other, giving one pop singer more artistic credibility, and one experimental-artist more popular exposure. Even if that's just an unlikely fantasy, it's nice that along with Lady Gaga, Rihanna's doing her part to make the pop charts a weirder, more rewarding place.

25 May 2009

Not a surprise...

... but this blog is going on hiatus. Like previous "let's blog for fun" projects, it's difficult to maintain without feeling like it's going too many places and nowhere at the same time. And while this might sound incredibly snobbish, it's more difficult drumming up the motivation to write an open-ended blog post when I've been getting paid to write (all of which can be read on this blog).

I suppose this space will be kept open in case I feel the need to utilize it.

17 May 2009

Rappers, known your basketball trivia

Newly blog-wielding friend, Miss Mezzano, recently put up the almost decade old(!) "Summer Girls" music video from late '90s boy band, LFO (or as their wikipedia calls them, Lyte Funky Ones. I know...) Even in 1999, that song was one of the most baffling chart hits. How else could anyone explain an upper-class white boy rapping non-sequiturs about girls, Abercrombie & Fitch, the summer, chinese food, girls in the summer, etc.?

It's interesting that after ten years of trying to repress this song from ever popping in my head randomly, the first lyric that really slapped me in the face reminded me of one of more rant-worthy snippets of recent upper-class white rapper Asher Roth.

Compare if you will:

  • "[With reggae inflection] I am champ-ee-on / at beer pong / Allen Iverson / Hakeem Olajuwon"
  • "You're the best girl that I ever did see / the great Larry Bird / jersey 33"
Let this be a lesson to gimmicky rappers looking for a way to complete their rhyme scheme - know you're basketball trivia.

16 May 2009

Food for quote: Tim O'Brien on writing

"By telling stories, you objectify your own experience. You separate it from yourself. You pin down certain truths. You make up others. You start sometimes with an incident that truly happened [...] and you carry it forward by inventing incidents that did not in fact occur, but that nonetheless help clarify and explain."

- From The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien.


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My stage managing friend Kate told me once about the two different schools of acting. There is "method," which gets actors in the press all the time for their months of research and tales of completely immersing themselves into a character maintaining it on and off screen/stage. I should say that my knowledge of acting theory is limited to my four years of high school drama club and one semester of a "Acting for Non-Theater Majors" at NIU, so forgive me if I butcher this theory. But from what I gather, method acting requires one to do as much as they can to become a character externally and internally.

Then there's the Brechtian theory, which seems to underplay that kind of immersion. Sure, mind exercises, meditations and research are valuable tools, but no matter what, there are always two people onstage - the character and the actor portraying the character. In the end, it's someone onstage, pretending to be someone else. (Hey actors, I'm not saying that what you do isn't incredible. I'm not saying it doesn't take a high level of skill and talent to do what you do. Let's just call a spade a spade. A painter makes pretty pictures. A writer puts words on paper.)

The latter came to mind upon reading the above quote from Tim O'Brien. It came from a piece of fiction based on his real-life experiences fighting in the Vietnam War. O'Brien blurs the line between fiction and truth by naming all the characters after people he served with and, in passages like the one above, breaking the fourth wall and admitting that certain things are exaggerated. In The Things They Carried, there are two O'Briens; the one who writes the stories drawn from his war experience, and the one in the stories.

When discussing the book in a writers group at my local library, other writers described how when they wrote memoirs on particularly hard or tragic events in their life, they too were able to separate themselves from the incident and look at it from a neutral position, because their trauma had been turned into story, something they could poke at, tweak and craft into something emotionally true, even if it's not one-hundred percent factual. Before, I had believed that writing creative nonfiction required a more method approach, and would try to mentally inhabit a past-self when I wrote. But O'Brien, and apparently the rest of the writers group, seems to fly in the face of that notion. Writing about the past isn't the same as writing history or journalism. The only thing that needs to be cited in memory, and is there anything more fickle and random than memory?

I finish this with another quote from Mark Twain; "It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."

15 May 2009

A new link for the right side of the page

An internet friend from way back has finally found her perfect social network/blog medium - the Tumblr. It's stream-of-conscious overload of images, text and music fit nicely with her persona, so have a look-see at Mizz Mezzano's Black Hearted Love for her stylish and very NSFW randomness.