A cautionary tale...

Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Celebrity voices impersonated.

[Female friend over iChat]

andyyyy

[My boyfriend] is mad at me. help!

I was at this stupid party last night where I was the only person without a fiance/husband/wife.

Everyone was paired up.

So I texted [my boyfriend] to tell him this.

and he joked that it was probably a swinger's party.

and I said, "I wish. [Guy I mentioned I thought was cute a long time ago] is here."

Boyfriend did not find this funny. Moral of the story - ladies, find a man with a sense of humor. There's no reason a perfectly good zinger like that should go unappreciated.