Pitchfork bringing the lols

Say what you will about Pitchfork Media's all-too-present grip on independent music and their slippery sense of journalism; I wish I could write a lead like this. (via)

When Woody Allen tried to tackle tabloid culture in Celebrity, he spectacularly fell on his face. But as many film scholars have pointed out, Woody Allen is not the bassist from Interpol. Clearly, that was the problem.